i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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