nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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