I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
i out mim tonsoeep
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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