People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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