I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
you win again, gameday.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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