I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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