Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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