I wish I could teleport
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
