the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
We left the knife in your bed.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
