Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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