my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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