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Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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