That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i think i have herpe
just one?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I just want to make out with him forever
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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