Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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