Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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