Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize
