Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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