What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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