Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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