I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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