I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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