Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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