i jhust puked up my retainher.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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