how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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