i permit you to call me
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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