Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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