I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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