So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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