the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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