Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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