I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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