My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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