do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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