Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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