Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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