watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Im part way to drunk.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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