I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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