so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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