the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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