I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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