Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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