My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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