plz talk dirty to me
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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