why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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