the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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