So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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