Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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