we're blogging at a bar
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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