My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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