we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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