my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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