All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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